This came in my e-mail today, and because most of the LEOs with whom I am acquainted enjoy these sorts of things, I thought to post it here. So, here goes -----''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''
Subject: FW: 2 Italian Men
A bus stops and 2 Italian men get on. They sit down and engage in an
animated conversation. The lady sitting next to them ignores them
at first, but her attention is galvanized when she hears one of them
say the following:
"Emma come first. Den I come. Den two asses come together. I
come once-a-more. Two asses, they come together again. I come again and
pee twice. Then I come one lasta time."
" You foul-mouthed sex obsessed swine," retorted the lady
indignantly.
"In this country... we don't speak aloud in public places about
our sex lives..."
"Hey, coola down lady," said the man. "Who talkin' abouta sex?
I'm a justa tellin' my frienda how to spell 'Mississippi'."
I BET YOU GONNA READ THIS AGAIN!!!!!
