The man didn't move. The woman went ballistic inside her car, ranting
and
raving at the man, Pounding on her Steering Wheel and Dash.

The light turned yellow, And The Woman began to Blow the Car Horn,
Flipped
Him Off and screamed Curses at the Man.

The man, hearing the commotion, looks up, Saw the Yellow Light and
Accelerated through the Intersection just as the Light Turned Red.

The Woman was Beside Herself, Screaming in Frustration as She Missed her
chance to get Through the Intersection.

As She Was still in 'Mid-Rant', She Heard a Tap on Her Window, And
Looked Up
Into the Barrel of a Gun Held By a Very Serious Looking Policeman.

The policeman told her to shut off her car while keeping Both Hands In
Sight.
She Complied, Speechless at what was happening.

After She Shut off the Engine, the Policeman Ordered Her to Exit Her Car
With
Her Hands Up.

She got out of the Car, And He Ordered Her to Turn and Place Her Hands
on
Her
car. She turned, placed her Hands on the Roof of Her Car and Quickly Was
Cuffed and was Hustled Into the Patrol Car.

She was too Bewildered by the Chain of Events To Ask any Questions and
was
Driven to the Police Station, where She was Fingerprinted, Photographed,
Searched, Booked and Placed in a Cell.

After a couple of Hours, a Policeman Approached the Cell, and Opened The
Door
for Her. She was Escorted back to the booking Desk where the Original
Officer
was Waiting with her Personal Effects.

He Handed Her a Bag Containing Her Things and Said, "I'm Really sorry
for
This Mistake. But you see, I Pulled up Behind Your Car while You were
Blowing
Your Horn, Flipping That Guy Off and Cussing a Blue Streak at the Car in
Front of
You.

And then I Noticed The "Choose Life" License Plate Holder, the "What
Would
Jesus Do" and "Follow Me to Sunday School" Bumper Stickers and the
Chrome
Plated
Christian Fish Emblem on the Trunk.