SidelineKids
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17-Nov-2004
8:04 AM
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A lady was speeding down a rural road when she came to a bridge. She saw a cop running radar on the bridge but couldn't slow down in time. The officer approached her car and said, "License and registration" The lady said, "Oh officer I am very late for work."
"What do you do?"
"I am a asshole stretcher."
"An asshole stretcher?"
"Yep we can get assholes stretched up to 6 feet"
"ok, but what would you do with a 6 foot asshole"
"Stick him on a bridge with a radar gun"
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