Two young men are speeding through a rural Texas county when they are pulled over by the local sheriff for doing 60mph in a 45."License and registration"
"What did we do sheriff?"
"You were doing 60mph in a 45"
"No sir, we couldn't have been doing more than 50"
The sheriff takes out his night stick and smacks the driver up side the head.
"What'd you do that for?"
"That's for lying to me"
The sheriff fills out the citation, gives it to the driver, walks over to the passenger side, and smacks the passenger upside the head with his night stick.
"What was that for?" the passenger asked
"Just granting your wish. I know that about the mile up the road you were gonna say, 'I wish that asshole would have tried that shit with me.'"
